Polly's Thoughts from Sugarcreek, OH

I am very upset at being left alone by my parents as they tour the Sugarcreek area. They come back and tell me about seeing:
- Swiss cheese making
- Amish casket making
- Wine making
- Visiting Amish school and home
- Quilt shops
- Warther Carving Museum
- Auman Museum of Radio and TV
- Swiss Village Bulk foods
- World champion Quarter horses

Why would I want to see that. I want to see a zoo.